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resurrectionsongMarch 16, 2004Evil Quiznos Sponge MonkeysPresident Bush agrees with me about the Quiznos vermin:
Heheh. Okay, so he didn't really say it, but according to The Muckraker he did. Ladies and gentlemen, in the spirit of The Onion, I present to you The Muckraker: Journalism Brave Enough to be Yellow. Posted by zombyboy at March 16, 2004 04:25 PM | TrackBackComments
Actually, them spongemonkeys look like the kind o' varmints I trap at the ole ranch. They ain't bad in barbecue, but I never thought o' tryin' 'em in a sammich. Hey Laura! You up fer sump'n new tonight? Posted by: Dubya at March 16, 2004 04:44 PMHeheh. Now I'm all agiggle. Posted by: zombyboy at March 16, 2004 04:47 PMThen I guess you don't wanna go to rathergood.com...hint...hint Posted by: Darren at March 16, 2004 05:20 PMHey, I always liked the flying viking kittens. Those are cool. It's just vermin monkeys that bother me. Posted by: zombyboy at March 16, 2004 05:26 PMI like the Quiznos, umm, whatever they are. They should run for office. They'd kick the crap out of the terrorists, ya know. Posted by: Walter at March 16, 2004 07:06 PMI'd vote for them [the sponge monkeys]for prez. Posted by: Mr. Potato at March 23, 2004 08:52 AMI like da moon too. I bet a Quiznos would taste better on it. Maybe wit a spoon. I'm sold. spongemonkeys are awesome!! they look like their faces got sucked out by vaccuum cleaners or something Posted by: cecil at April 4, 2004 03:54 PMActually they are just malnurished homless people,lets pray....... Actually they are just malnurished homless people,lets pray....... I'm quite scared of these. They scare me so bad, they're the only thing I'm scared of. I wish someone would take them off the air. They cause me psychological harm. (I'm 12) Posted by: person at April 8, 2004 06:03 PMSponge monkeys make me happy. We must compose a song in their honor. Posted by: jenna cook at April 9, 2004 01:00 PMSpongemonkeys ......... hmmmmmm. I thought they were hamster roadkill. My friend thought they might be escaped mutant rats from Three Mile Island. I asked the counter clerk at our new local Quiznos' what the critters really were. She responded, "They are spongemonkeys, sir." I ordered a sub to go. It was the first Quiznos' toasted sub that I had ever had. It was great, just like the spongemonkeys promised! The sub was good, but I hope these bizarre things aren't living in the Quizos' kitchen. "WE LUV THA SUBS!" Posted by: Steve at April 9, 2004 10:55 PMSpongemonkeys ......... hmmmmmm. I thought they were hamster roadkill. My friend thought they might be escaped mutant rats from Three Mile Island. I asked the counter clerk at our new local Quiznos' what the critters really were. She responded, "They are spongemonkeys, sir." I ordered a sub to go. It was the first Quiznos' toasted sub that I had ever had. It was great, just like the spongemonkeys promised! The sub was good, but I hope these bizarre things aren't living in the Quizos' kitchen. "WE LUV THA SUBS!" Posted by: Steve at April 9, 2004 10:55 PMAnybody know is there's more then just the "we love the moon" song w/ spongmonkeys on rathergood.com? I can't find any more then that. If you thought the adds were bad, you should see the original! Posted by: Jo at April 15, 2004 06:39 PMAnybody know is there's more then just the "we love the moon" song w/ spongmonkeys on rathergood.com? I can't find any more then that. If you thought the ads were bad, you should see the original! Posted by: Jo at April 15, 2004 06:39 PMim a sponge monkey our kind will take over the world mmwwwwaaahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Posted by: sponge monkey at April 22, 2004 09:42 PMim a sponge monkey our kind will take over the world mmwwwwaaahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Posted by: sponge monkey at April 22, 2004 09:42 PMim a sponge monkey our kind will take over the world mmwwwwaaahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Posted by: sponge monkey at April 22, 2004 09:42 PMthem sponge monkeys are hilarious the first time i seen them it made me wanna go buy a sub...as long as them sponge monkeys arnt making the subs Posted by: tailor at April 25, 2004 01:23 PMI think sponge monkeys will rule the world in 2007. WE love these subs! Posted by: kevin at May 11, 2004 02:41 PMI amscared of these things they haunt my dreams and i keep seeing them in the corner of my eye!! Posted by: asswipe at May 11, 2004 02:43 PMThe evil sppongemonkeys make me fart. Whenever i start hearing that gay song, i start farting, nonstop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!it is a friekin invasion i am tellin you! Make them stop, augghhhhhhhh, i hear that song again!!!! Oh no here it comes!!!!!!!!!!!awwww, that stuff is horrid smelling! (gag,gag). Aww man, dang you sponge monkies! Posted by: Whenebago at May 12, 2004 08:05 AMAugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!1 Them Sponge Monkeys Scare me... Ewwwww, I had a nightmare of being raped by the Spongemonkeys! Don't laugh, it was CREEPY! Posted by: Mitora at June 8, 2004 01:38 PMI don't know why everyone hates them. Advertising is always looking for creative ways to get people's attention, and this did it. They originated from a british site : www.rathergood.com XD that has alot of humorous videos. --> her's an easy link to the spongemonkey song--> http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/ ^_^ hope you all enjoy. Remember, their humor is all about stupidity and things not making sense Posted by: Moomoo at June 17, 2004 12:03 PMsponge monkeys are the best and deserve your utmost respect. Posted by: abby at June 18, 2004 03:35 PMWow.. um some of you guys are interesting. Well i love those sponge monkeys. I have them for my icon for msn and their song for my s.n name... so cool ^_^ SaveTheMooMooz@hotmail.com Yahoo Cutey4ever911 Posted by: Kristina at June 30, 2004 12:41 PM dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo do do do dod do do odooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Posted by: we love them subs at June 30, 2004 12:43 PMWe love the subs! when my friend and I found out about the little devils we decided to base our lives on them. We love sponge monkeys! I don't think they should just run for prez. i think they should rule the world! So keep it real and remember everything is SPONGE MONKEY BUSINESS!!!!!!!! heck yes! Posted by: Macon Bacon at October 23, 2004 09:10 PMThe sponge monkeys R soooooooooooooooooooo HOT.They make me happy... I want to eat U.Peace out play'a! Posted by: Frita Luavcs at October 24, 2004 03:23 PMWE love these SUUUUUUUUUUUUBS!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: ali baba at November 2, 2004 03:12 PMFuzzy . . .monkeys . . .R malignant . . .I like little boys Posted by: Michael Jackson at November 12, 2004 07:41 PMFuzzy . . .monkeys . . .R malignant . . .I like little boys Posted by: Michael Jackson at November 12, 2004 07:41 PMwhy dont you just let the poor sponge monkeys alone:( i know their kind of creepy but their funny too. you must not have any humor. Posted by: why do you bother? at November 28, 2004 05:59 PMI love sponge monkeys, they're so grotestly cute! Posted by: princess bob at December 20, 2004 07:38 AMYou will all burn in the nether regions for eternity!Sponge monkeys are not real, they are a concoction of a defiled human mind and have no place on this here earth. Their very presence cuases the Homo sapien intelligence level to drop drastically! No words nor thoughts on the mankind toungue can truly express my hopelessness for the Human race. All shall fade into flint and fire! Posted by: Eric at February 15, 2005 08:54 AMPost a comment
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